Yep, that's what I said. I warned him I was going to tell people. Well, I really told him I'd announce it at church, but, come on, we all know there's no way I'm talking in front of a group of people!* But, the guy just didn't listen. He also said that he would then SHOW everyone that he doesn't wear panties. So..... doo, do, doo... whistle, whistle.... (this is me waiting for him to post a pic)
In all fairness, I'm only spreading rumors because he told a hugely, insanely, grossly, possibly, but probably not untruth about me over Christmas. Without going into all the sorted details it involves:
1. A coven of vampires
2. a new movie with a moon
3. sparkly people
4. angst, and, holy crow, more angst (which, as a person who goes off half angst almost every day, can really relate to, you know????)
and finally
5. this photo:
Seriously! So obviously photoshopped too! It looks like he just took a really fuzzy picture of me from some random backpacking trip, cut it out, pasted it over the Bella doll face and then took a picture of it with his iPho-I mean gPhone. Guy couldn't even figure out how to use his image soft wear-sooOOooOOoo LAME!
*Horrific, unrepressed high school speech memories here. Remind me to mock myself someday....
Ha ha ha ha ha! Oy Martha, my bladder isn't back in shape yet, don't make me wet my pants :)
ReplyDelete