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Wednesday, November 9, 2011

Wordless Wednesday: Nebulae Emitting Gas (snicker)

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The Triangulum

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My lack of correct answers may prove that this wasn't a Really Real Contest after all but at least it came with prizes (1)
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My running buddy doesn't swig and stuff her food because she's classy she's been to Italy and everything (1)
my sister may not have been the one with the cat poster obsession but I'm trying to keep that on the down low (1)
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National Doughnut Day as created in 1938 by Edward Cullen to honor the women who served doughnuts to soldiers during WWI because before he could join up he became a vampire and that made him sad (1)
Neighbors sharing music song and weirdness in traffic circles (1)
Never going to be convinced that Snow White wasn't using her sarcastic tone in this scene (1)
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Newton was a mean crazy brilliant man with possible mercury poisoning that never killed him so It's much more likely Newton was an alien which would explain a lot (1)
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oooo those chocolate chip cookies (1)
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Our school's the best school Rough Riders are we named for our president known to you and me RA RA RA Through out the years we'll stand above the rest for we are Roosevelt Rough Riders we're the best (1)
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Philadelphia broke the only talking statue in existence of the world (I did not Google this statistic) (1)
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Pickles has a dark past that she tries to keep secret from the other cats in her clan a secret past full of fluffy pillows Meow Mix and doll clothes that Pickles will never go back to AGAIN! (1)
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Someone stuck this MEAN MOMMY badge on my shirt and I'm just wearing it because I was too lazy to peel it off and then it set in the dryer (1)
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The Fiddler on the Subway by Gene Weingarten (1)
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the mafia buries dead people in concrete not the goths (1)
the only thing Mentos are good for (1)
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The road to teenage disdain is paved with many such incidences (1)
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the six year old in me is content (1)
the stegosaurus has a brain in it's butt (1)
The Story of Babar by Jean de Brunhoff (1)
The sun makes everyone look pretty in fact you look positively radiant (1)
The tables at Wendy's were like the best ever because you didn't have to bring a book to lunch (1)
the ultimate tofu muffin (1)
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The Zinghoppers loved by Nicole Kidman Keith Urban and The Kings of Leon alike (1)
Their future's so bright they gotta wear shades (1)
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There aren't any fake dogs in this post either (1)
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there's more to that drug dealer story but not much (1)
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they do it with two fingers in England (1)
they don't give medals for sweating in Academic Decathlon competitions (1)
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things to do on the Appalachian trail (1)
This contest proves I read way too much Sweet Valley High in elementary school (1)
this explains quite a bit about my childhood (1)
This idea might be a stinker sinker clogging up the works (1)
This is my Christmas present to you matching jaguar salt and pepper shakers don't look so bad now do they? (1)
this is the kind of philosophical thought you get on the amount of sleep you get when you wait what was I saying again? (1)
this is what happens when you run out of coffee and your three year old makes paper dolls (1)
THIS IS WHAT YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO DO! (1)
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this may or may not be true (1)
This new stage in my life feels strangely just like my last stage in life (1)
This one time Jon and I went hiking and... (1)
This post comes with a peanut butter sandwich a dead squirrel jazz hands and a picture of me in the bathtub but not that kind of picture the other kind (1)
This post could alternately be titled Conversational Hazards Of Being Married To A Computer Programmer (1)
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this post is really long and quite possibly boring for which I'm blaming the Smirnoff I drank two weeks ago (1)
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this probably could have all been avoided if someone had just made me waffles (1)
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Using referee signals with confidence means less weird looks from other parents (no it doesn't) (1)
using the words breast pump is apparently the best way to get really crappy customer service (1)
Vampire High ran from 2001-2002 and the first Twilight book came out in 2005 which means Stephanie Meyers totally saved that story line (1)
vanilla ice as a hipster and a paper doll (1)
Vanilla Ice has his own TV show this will not stop being awesome for at least two whole weeks (1)
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when I was last chair 2nd violin in my college symphony we played the music from star wars and when the conductor would say this is the darth vadar theme I'd nod my head like I knew what that was (1)
when Micheal Jackson's "Bad" come on I feel the need for a set of quad skates (1)
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when there's a concertina stretched about a mile I always smile because that's my style (1)
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Wil Wheaton told me it was ok to tell you that I don't like babies (1)
Winifred and Belinda throw the whippest parties (1)
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With a Bedazzler I too could make my yoga pants as fancy as a Matador's (1)
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would you rather be pregnant or a super hero? (1)
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writing ventriloquist dialog is awkward (1)
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