I use to have to log into my PinINterest account to mock interior decorating themes.
|Because they didn't finish the quote.|
And Charles Dickens is wearing his disappointed face.
|Sitting around the tables at Wendy's.|
But, IKEA? Lately they've totally been filling that "let's be fully present while we mock" need!
|"It's the little things that matter." (pg. 1)|
Really? Are you sure about that, IKEA?
|"Room for one more?" (pg. 59)|
|Everyone doesn't think so, IKEA....|
"A well-oiled machine. A cleverly planned come-and-go area
means that traffic can flow without pile-ups." (pg. 110)
|Unless there's a toddler in the house.|
Going to the bathroom.Pretty much better than nature. (pg. 141)
|This is, like, the best "go to" motto for the bathroom. Ever.|
(That was sarcasm, IKEA. Don't be fooled.) (pg. 144)
|Look, IKEA, deep down-|
-deep down no one loves their significant other this much.
So, just remove your "awake" zone from
my "sleep" zone and no one will get hurt.
Yeah, yeah, I love you too.
Now, shhhh.... I'm sleeping. (pg. 155)
|"For days when you look less than fabulous-|
a pretty net curtain comes between you and your reflection." (pg. 121)
|Step back, Willis.|
I think IKEA just called us all ugly.
|And this face?|
|This face thinks that is one ugly chair.|
Because two can play at that game, IKEA. (pg. 310)