And access to a free wi-fi network.
And you know how to spell words like, hat, baby, turtle and techno.
And you're a chicken.
In retrospect, I probably should have led with the whole "you're a chicken" thing....
Top 5 Best Chicken Videos Of All Time*!!!
Curated From The Internets!
Which I Already Alluded To.
In The Title Of This Post.
But, That's OK.
Because, Chickens?
They Aren't All That Smart.
Video #1
Why walk when you can ride?
Video #2
Chickens need best friends too.
Video #3
Babies. They're hilarious!
Video #4
Fashion. Not just for Scarlet O'Hara anymore.
Video #5
Because it's Friday! Which means it's time to quit brooding around and shake those wattles like the total bantam you are.
I lied. There's a total reason for this post. And I set it to loop at 6am this morning and have been shaking my own bantam tail feathers to its beat ever since! (Don't judge me.)
*No real polling was done in the development of this statement. Unless you count me. Because I totally polled myself.
