But I DID have this real conversation with my kids today:
Me: Hey! Girls! I filled up the hand soap in your bathroom.
Kids: (crickets. nada.)
Me: Cleaned the toilet too.
Me: Because I care about your hygiene.
Kids: (dead air. tumbleweeds.)
Just as I was starting to respond (in the high pitched annoying Snow White voice I use when my kids ignore me) my phone buzzed with this message from Twitter:
Awww! Those kids.... :) They do care!
And with such proper punctuation and grammar too!