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Thursday, February 10, 2011

I Blame Captain Underpants

Katie: (sitting in the car with her mouth hanging open) I like to taste the cold air with my mouth.

Me: (shifting 'discretely' in my seat) Ummm.... Well.... What can I say? It's the oatmeal!

Excuse me.