Friday, May 13, 2016

There Is No Reason For This Post To Be Floating Out In The Internets.

Unless you have a computer.

And access to a free wi-fi network.

And you know how to spell words like, hat, baby, turtle and techno.

And you're a chicken.

In retrospect, I probably should have led with the whole "you're a chicken" thing....

Top 5 Best Chicken Videos Of All Time*!!!
Curated From The Internets!
Which I Already Alluded To.
In The Title Of This Post.
But, That's OK.
Because, Chickens? 
They Aren't All That Smart.

Video #1
Why walk when you can ride?

Video #2
Chickens need best friends too.

Video #3
Babies. They're hilarious!

Video #4
Fashion. Not just for Scarlet O'Hara anymore.

Video #5
Because it's Friday! Which means it's time to quit brooding around and shake those wattles like the total bantam you are.

I lied. There's a total reason for this post. And I set it to loop at 6am this morning and have been shaking my own bantam tail feathers to its beat ever since! (Don't judge me.)

*No real polling was done in the development of this statement. Unless you count me. Because I totally polled myself.


  1. As you know we have been doing our own Chicken watch lately, but this so outclasses our chicks. Awesome videos. :-)

    1. Or! Maybe the rave happens in the wee small hours of the morning! You should totally set up a camera in the chicken coop to check!

  2. Why did he chicken cross the road?

    Because it didn't have a turtle to ride on.

    1. The joke makes so much more sense now!