And access to a free wi-fi network.
And you know how to spell words like, hat, baby, turtle and techno.
And you're a chicken.
In retrospect, I probably should have led with the whole "you're a chicken" thing....
Top 5 Best Chicken Videos Of All Time*!!!
Curated From The Internets!
Which I Already Alluded To.
In The Title Of This Post.
But, That's OK.
They Aren't All That Smart.
Why walk when you can ride?
Chickens need best friends too.
Babies. They're hilarious!
Fashion. Not just for Scarlet O'Hara anymore.
Because it's Friday! Which means it's time to quit brooding around and shake those wattles like the total bantam you are.
I lied. There's a total reason for this post. And I set it to loop at 6am this morning and have been shaking my own bantam tail feathers to its beat ever since! (Don't judge me.)
*No real polling was done in the development of this statement. Unless you count me. Because I totally polled myself.