Dudes! The house is so QUIET!
Plus? I can, like, get soooo much done!
For instance, today? I was, like, super efficient and was able to get out in the front yard, do some weeding AND play a round of the game:
Is It Vomit?
Is It Diarrhea?
Which, as everyone knows, can only be played properly
But classy close-ups.
Wait, Mr. DeMille,
I can totally make this picture classier.
Ok, fine, I know what you're thinking, "Martha, it's 2017, not 1952, people don't classy things up DeMille style anymore, you need to Snap Chat that.......stuff."
I mean, well... sure.
I guess I could!
Maybe add a filter?
And a frame!!
Step. Back. Willis.
I have the most 'tim-mate idea! Ev. Er.
1) Snap Chat flower wreath,
2) Filter it with a vintage Polaroid look
3) A funky camera angle to show that the unidentified crap in my yard doesn't take itself too seriously, you know, in the whole "I just woke up like this" Instagram pic style.
No. But, in all seriousness, people.
Is it vomit or diarrhea?
Award yourself 250 points (YES A WHOLE 250!!!) if you play the game
I'll send a box of mac and cheese to the winner!
I'm not kidding.