Friday, January 28, 2011

You Know How They Say A Picture Is Worth A Thousand Words? Well This Post Has 335 Of Them. What Does That Tell You?

I haven't been sleeping lately. My "Why? Story" isn't as fun as the time I was in college and had to stay awake for 40 hours straight because I was taking 10 classes for 20 credits (Can you say butt load of work? I CAN! Butt load of work.) and then at like, hour 37 I was invited to go see Toy Story, and of course had to go, so I popped a Vivran and man was that one trippy movie! I haven't seen a Toy Story sequel since.

But, like I said, that's not my "Why? Story." And, because you all totally got the morada siamang reference on my last post, you know that it's baby related. Because, yeah. My life is predictable like that. I'd bore you all with the itty bitty 16 pound details, but, I'm baking cinnamon espresso cookies and I have my Twilight soundtrack Pandora station on continuous play (Are you judging me? You're totally judging me, aren't you?! I can see you through the computer screen, you know!) and really don't want to bore myself to sleep because I'm looking forward to dunking the cookies one by one by one by one into the mega cup of decaf coffee that I'm trying to fool my body into thinking is caffeine (my own personal brand of heroin), because it's after four and I am still breastfeeding Ellie, who is sleeping peacefully upstairs. Lucky duck.

I also remember one of my English teachers saying in high school that the most creative people are sleep deprived. I have one word for him: bull crackly. Sleep deprivation totally doesn't work, unless you think this is THE BEST POST EVER!! And if you do, will you be my bestest friend in the whole wide world forever and ever and ever? P.S I love you. (clasps hands and looks bashfully over shoulder)

Sooooo, instead of my usual awesome post (I can still see you, you know), here's an embarrassing picture of me. Yep. You're welcome.


  1. you can see me through the computer screen? that's kinda stalkerish...

  2. Love it!
    That teacher wouldn't happen to have been Mr. Cork? I can totally hear him saying that.

  3. Mike,
    I LOVE your shirt!

    P.S. Stalkerish? Nahhhh....

  4. Sarah,
    Oh yeah, it was Mr. Cork!

  5. What's up with the red thumbs?

  6. Doesn't that happen to you when you peel too many beets? No? Just me, huh?

  7. Oh, and Anonymous,keep those embarrassing photos to yourself.

  8. I <3 your blog!!!! It always gives me a happy giggle every time I read it! And please don't judge me by my music taste either (really, Twilight???) b/c I'm the one that's upset I don't have NKOTB tickets for this summer yet. :)

    And I like your brand of heroin...I have become mildly addicted this year too!

  9. Mildly addicted-hahahahaha! Is there such a thing?
    Also, I won't make fun of your NKOTB obsession, as long as you aren't still sleeping with their pillowcase!
    I love you too!

  10. LOL...I never had a pillowcase. My daughter, however, has a Justin Bieber singing doll. Aren't I lucky?

  11. Who had the pillowcase, then? I could have sworn it was you! Oops!
    Also, yeah, you are lucky. Justin Bieber is dreeaammmyyy!