She knows nothing, people. NOTHING! (And I need to add more sit-ups to my workout routine.)
Ellie: (at the park, while climbing up to the slide) I'm a big sister.
Me: (spotting from below) No. You're a little sister.
Ellie: (looking over her shoulder to pierce me with the cutest death stare ever) No. I'm a big sister. (finishes climbing to the top of the slide and yells) I'M A BIG SISTER! ELLIE IS A BIG SISTER!!
Me: (chuckling awkwardly, backing away, and sucking in my gut while giving a death stare to everyone at the park that day to just DARE and congratulate me)
We may have a bit of a problem....
|We have run out of bookshelf space and took a trip to Powell's the other weekend.|
These books may have a permanent home on the floor of our living room.
I'm in a video! At Zion!
The unfortunateness of being a pear:
|Pear. Rear. They're practically the same, um... word...|
It's never too early to discuss politics:
Me: (reading from the new bulletin board at the library) Duck for President! Bad Kitty for President! Baby Mouse for President!
Me: Who would you vote for Ellie?
Ellie: The Penguin.
Katie: She means the Duck.
Ellie: (turns toward Katie) NO! The Penguin! (does penguin walk) Waddle, waddle, waddle!
Me: And another independent voter is born!
And, lastly, and quite possibly leastly:
Cutest picture of Jon and me EVER: