Bwahahahaha! Velcome to Halloveeeen! (gestures evilly with her hand for you to enter)
Three, count them, one, two, three! Bwahaha! Three things that give me the heebie-jeebies (besides Michael Bolton and power outages). Read them, IF YOU DARE!!
Yeah. I found this on my car, people. At FRED MEYER! Seriously. Back off. And next time? Sign your name, please. Because if you're going to stalk me, turn about is only fair play.
2. Evil that comes with it's own controller.
"It's sucking our brains! It's sucking our brains!"
At least zombies can be decapitated with chainsaws. (And I mean real zombies, people. Not those fake ones in Tetris or the Indiana Jones Lego game. Geesh!)
3. The Droid phone commercials.
Let me show you.
First, this droid reference will give you nightmares.
While this droid makes you want to give him a big hug.
Shhhhhhhhh.... little guy! There's Michelin men around the corner!!
And just when you thought it was safe to dive into the Internets again....