Sunday, June 10, 2012

Bumper Sticker Brainstorm

So, there I was, driving around the other day, when I pulled behind a van with like a thousand bumper stickers on it and I thought to myself, "Dude! This van is like Twitter and PinINterest rolled into one!* How awesome is that!?! It's like totally old school! Oooo.... I wonder if it has a turntable for a stereo!"

Because it was a real thing once!

And then, because it was double stamp day at my favorite coffee drive-thru, which meant I had no choice but to buy 16 more ounces of caffeine, I came up with my own bumper stickers!

Because a girl has to have dreams. That don't involve 54 inches of rain each year.
Because this is what Katie and Ellie have named our car.  Jon is thrilled. Obviously.
Because sometimes an awesome idea is outdated.
Because some days it's just true.
Because latte neglect is a real thing. Just not in my house.

Because it's the new AWESOME!

Just because it's true.
What would your bumper stickers say?

*With less elaborate cake pops, obviously.


  1. It's true. Soon you will go, where you do not need rainboots. Keep the faith. :)

    1. The sun came out today, so I may make it after all!

  2. I love your low-tech highly-intellectual bumper stickers. They are just perfect to start laughing which is an especially good thing to do on a Monday morning. :-) Thanks for the great post.

    1. Hahahahaha! You said highly-intellectual! I think my Saved By the Bell Reunion bumper sticker disagrees with you!

  3. I laughed at every single one of those. Let me know when you go into business and I can buy one!! :)