My name is Martha, and I'm a vegetarian. Maybe you already figured it out with the pea soup or the nutritional yeast or the tang bean dip or the tofu muffins.... But I thought it was time to come clean. Full disclosure and all that.*
"Aw, crud," you're thinking. "She's a vegetarian. Now she's gonna get all PETA on me and show up at my house on Halloween wearing that Ronald McDonald McCruelty mask and freak my kids out."
Nah. I won't. I just needed a little context for for my story.
So, now that you know...I have to tell you something Katie said today!
"Mama, I like toe food."
Toe food. Tofu. Get it! WOOooo...(wipe away tears of laughter)...toe food...
* When I was six I stole a plastic flower.