Friday, September 25, 2009

Tofu Muffin Anyone?

My name is Martha, and I'm a vegetarian. Maybe you already figured it out with the pea soup or the nutritional yeast or the tang bean dip or the tofu muffins.... But I thought it was time to come clean. Full disclosure and all that.*

"Aw, crud," you're thinking. "She's a vegetarian. Now she's gonna get all PETA on me and show up at my house on Halloween wearing that Ronald McDonald McCruelty mask and freak my kids out."

Nah. I won't. I just needed a little context for for my story.

So, now that you know...I have to tell you something Katie said today!

"Mama, I like toe food."

Toe food. Tofu. Get it! WOOooo...(wipe away tears of laughter)...toe food...

* When I was six I stole a plastic flower.

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