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Once upon a time there was a mashed potato on Katie's plate. It said, "EAT ME!"

Take another bite. I'll tell you a story.

Once upon a time there was a mashed potato on Katie's plate. It said, "EAT ME!"and Katie did.

Take another bite. I'll tell you a story.

Once upon a time there was a mashed potato on Katie's plate. It said, "EAT ME!" and Katie did. The mashed potato said, "Thank you! Take another bite!"

Take another bite. I'll tell you a story.

Once upon a time there was a mashed potato on Katie's plate. It said, "EAT ME!" and Katie did. The mashed potato said, "Thank you! Take another bite!" and Katie did. The mashed potato said, "Thank you!"

Take another bite. I'll tell you a story.

Once upon a time there was a mashed potato on Katie's plate. It said, "EAT ME!" and Katie did. The mashed potato said, "Thank you! Take another bite!" and Katie did. The mashed potato said, "Thank you!" Katie's stomach went, "Gurgle, gurgle, gurgle, YUM!"

Take another bite. I'll tell you a NEW story.

Once upon a time there was a veggie loaf on Katie's plate. It said, "EAT ME!"....*

But the lettuce? The BOILED CABBAGE? Went over better than a naked mohawk baby carrot jockey at a Cake Wrecks book signing.


*If you think this is hilarious you ought to hear my holiday material! "Once upon a time there was a dinner roll on Katie's plate. Baby Jesus said, "EAT THE DINNER ROLL!"

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